rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

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clessert:

it’s not you, its your eyebrows

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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